Thursday, May 17, 2007

Traitorous thoughts



Disturbed by the prospect of having "traitorous thoughts"; President Bush announced his plan to remove his own Brain.

During a speech in which he stated, "Brains are dangerous". "Brains are capable of thinking anything". President Bush demonstrated how he could just, "reach in there and yank it out. Like that movie".

Mr. Bush's brain was unavailable for comment.

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