Thursday, May 17, 2007

Ethics. My trend-setting first blog entry.

Breaking news!

The State of ethics in America.

In an unprecedented move: All 293.3141 declared Presidential Candidates have shattered Party Lines and issued this joint statement.

"We, the future Presidents of America, are issuing this Statement".

We have, all, been inspired by your questions regarding the State of Ethics in America. However, we must admonish the Voting Public.

Ethics is NOT a State. Ethics has no representation in our Government. Ethics is not a native, or naturalized Citizen, of our Great Nation. Ethics has no tax base. And, ethics does not contribute to National Prosperity. Indeed, polls suggest, Ethics can have a negative impact on a business's, or Nation's, net income.

The Republican contingent would like to add that Ethics, seemingly, presents obstacles to Religious expression.

In light of these facts, we have ALL decided that; while we share your passion for Ethics, due to it's non-State status; Ethics has no place in this Presidential campaign.

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